What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 10:43

What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

-J W Pepper

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A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

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